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These are some lies we made up about Avon.
A gigantic goat is every so often noticed marching alongside a deserted road outside Avon.
An alien traveler from another solar system is known to have been witnessed on a handful of instances looking at the water by Benchmark Lake Dam around midnight.
A space alien from Pluto may sometimes be observed staring wrathfully at the bystander in Bachelor Gulch in the early morning hours.
A gargantuan walrus was witnessed coming into view in a washroom mirror.
A frightening skeleton became visible sitting on a bench in an apartment next to Avon. The spirit was gobbled up by the thin air after being observed.
A huge whale was seen late in the night following a passing Chevy on a gloomy road next to Avon.
A dinosaur came into sight staring over McCoy Park in the early morning hours.
A gigantic impala was noticed laundering a bloody scarf in McCoy Spring at the stroke of midnight.
A shining human body was perceived slurping milk on the
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water's edge of Beaver Lake. Shocked by the watchers the phantom fled into the night. Anyway, it's sure a creepy spirit that should be shunned.
An extraterrestrial from another world has often been seen surveying the landscape from the top of Red and White Mountain in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial is regularly perceived
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articulating into the night by Beard Creek.
An alien tourist from deep space may regularly be perceived mowing the lawn in the front garden of a home in Avon.
A space man from planet Mars may be made out often by an old man canoeing in a river near Avon.
The phantom of a pregnant lady has once in a while been perceived taking a rest in an armchair in a trailer in Avon.
A space man from another world is sometimes witnessed struggling to seize something beneath a lamppost in Avon.
A space man is known to have been made out on several occasions in Arapaho National Forest near the park headquarters meditating.
A decapitated man has frequently been spotted pushing orbs around in Black Canyon Of The Gunnison National Park quite near the ranger station. In any case, this ghost undoubtedly is scary; one that you don't want to encounter after midnight.
The phantom of a physician with a bloody uniform is frequently noticed searching through a bookshelf in the living room of an Avon apartment at midnight.
An martian voyager from another galaxy is known to have been noticed on a small number of occasions sitting at the kitchen counter in an Avon building.
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Ghost Sightings From Avon
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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