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These are some lies we made up about Austin.
A space man was made out at Alfalfa Run after midnight chucking bricks into the stream.
A huge ibex has repeatedly been spotted going bananas in Beebe Gulch late in the night.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship is known to have been witnessed on one or two occasions on the apex of Adobe Buttes late at night observing the panorama.
The phantom of a young woman outfitted as a maid can regularly be seen late at night glancing across Harts Basin.
The ghost of a down-and-out man may be perceived very frequently staring through house windows in Austin before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Austin
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Ghost Sightings From Austin
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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