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These are some lies we made up about Aurora.
A huge coyote materialized wandering through a home in Aurora.
The phantom of a dispossessed man was noticed mounted on a llama in the middle of a highway close to Aurora. Further people around here have had matching sightings with a similar phantom.
An ET from another part of the galaxy became visible by Coal Creek attempting to touch something.
The martian pilot of a UFO was witnessed thinking in Cherry Creek State Park late in the night.
Vasco da Gama was spotted in Sampson Gulch in the early morning hours startling folks.
An martian vacationer from another planet has frequently been observed wandering through a house near Aurora.
A massive lamb is often observed gazing at the water by Arapahoe Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
An ET from Jupiter is known to have been spotted on many occasions on the water's edge of Arapahoe Lake Reservoir gazing angrily at the watcher.
A massive elephant may often be made out at
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a pay phone in Aurora using the telephone.
A medusa can be made out repeatedly striding through an Aurora vicinity burial ground.
A space invader from the cosmos has every now and then been witnessed mounding chunks of concrete in Barbour Ponds State Park near the ranger station.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy is occasionally noticed
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demolishing a hat along a secluded road near Aurora after midnight. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a terrifying spirit that you wouldn't wish to come across late in the night.
An alien has allegedly been perceived on several instances at Florissant Fossil Beds National Monument looking for a shoe.
A bloodcurdling being can now and then be seen being in a derelict farmhouse in Aurora. In any case, it certainly is a chilling ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to meet.
A massive ermine has often been noticed standing by a desolate road in the vicinity of Aurora.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world is often distinguished mounted on a motorcycle on a shady road in the vicinity of Aurora.
The phantom of a steel-miner is rumored to have been spotted on one or two instances in a trailer in Aurora. Residents here claim that this phantom is most likely the struggling phantom of a person who used to have a house here in Aurora.
A very large mongoose may repeatedly be seen in an Aurora
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Ghost Sightings From Aurora
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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