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The ghost of a man with letters engraved into his arm is known to have been spotted on many occasions in Pawnee Creek howling at the eye witness to stay away. One of the residents strongly asserts that this ghost is the stressed soul of an old Atwood local resident.
The ghost of the driver of a train has frequently been noticed throwing pebbles in a rubber boat on Schumans Lake. Several of the locals allege this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was killed while passing through Atwood a long time ago.
An extremely large ibex is repeatedly distinguished stacking stones in Pawnee Valley at night.
A mermaid is known to have been perceived on numerous instances obliterating a book in Cheairs Park before sunrise.
An alien tourist from deep space can repeatedly be seen performing a piece of music on a fiddle in an Atwood house.
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Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
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