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These are some lies we made up about Aspen.
A massive sheep has every so often been distinguished in a mirror in an Aspen building; the spirit was solely detectable in the mirror.
A giant leopard is occasionally perceived in an apartment in the neighborhood of Aspen.
Bigfoot has allegedly been witnessed on a few occasions up on Aspen Mountain meditating.
A gargantuan mare may occasionally be noticed scrutinizing Copper Gulch in detail before dawn.
A space man from outer space was made out looking bloodcurdling in Tourtelotte Park very late at night.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft became visible trying to find a map by a parked car in an Aspen parking lot in the early morning hours.
A space invader from Pluto was witnessed staring crossly at the observer before dawn by a mailbox in Aspen.
The ghost of a twelve foot colossal man materialized at the stroke of midnight hovering over Annie Basin. The ghost didn't seem to be anxious by the onlookers.
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One thing's for guaranteed, it's a menacing ghost that any sane person wouldn't wish to bump into.
The spirit of a lady with half her head not there was seen seated at the dining table in an Aspen apartment tossing stones. When the ghost was distinguished it disappeared into the night.
A space man from space has repeatedly been perceived
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dragging a body from the ice cold water of Brush Creek at night.
A space alien is repeatedly witnessed demolishing a box at Tagert Lake Dam late in the night.
An martian vacationer from space is rumored to have been observed on one or two instances walking through a flat in Aspen.
An enormous mule may regularly be witnessed riding on a camel down a road right next door to Aspen.
A woman having a knife in her head can be observed repeatedly at a pay phone in Aspen making a phone call.
The ghost of a youthful Indian combatant has occasionally been spotted conversing into the night in Gunnison National Forest by the ranger station.
An ET from the Moon is once in a while distinguished seeking somebody in Black Canyon Of The Gunnison National Park near the park headquarters.
The phantom of a jet pilot has been perceived on a handful of instances weeping along a wild highway near Aspen on a dark night. A local man argues that this ghost is the tormented soul of a long forgotten Aspen local.
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Ghost Sightings From Aspen
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Ghost Sightings From Aspen
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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