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These are some lies we made up about Arvada.
A female devoid of a head was witnessed in Arapahoe Park before sunrise trying to locate something. When distinguished the ghost approached the eye witness who then ran away.
A gigantic tiger materialized floating in the air like a balloon in Arvada.
A guy without a head became visible staring at a woman sleeping on a mattress in a building in Arvada. This exact phantom has been distinguished very frequently in this location.
An ET was made out gazing in Barbara Gulch before sunrise.
An incredibly scary ghost is often made out on the peak of Inspiration Point before sunrise observing the panorama.
Vincent van Gogh has purportedly been perceived on one or two instances at Cross Creek in the early morning hours hurling rocks into the water.
The spirit of an elderly gold digger with a large beard and a wooden left leg may often be made out late in the night flying over Leyden Flats. One thing's for sure, it's a frightening ghost that any sound person
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wouldn't wish to run into.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be observed frequently repositioning orbs around by Castle Rock.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus has every now and then been spotted at AEC-North Walnut Creek Reservoir Dam after midnight appearing scary.
A space invader from another part
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of the galaxy is now and then perceived near the shore at AEC-North Walnut Creek Reservoir looking crossly at the bystander.
A gargantuan ocelot is known to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions trying on a shirt in an Arvada residence.
The ghost of a flight attendant may once in a while be seen snooping in mailboxes around midnight in Arvada. A lot of residents say this spirit gets pleasure from terrifying foolish folks who come trying to locate spirits in Arvada. In any case, it is certainly a menacing ghost that should be avoided.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer has repeatedly been distinguished in an Arvada secondary school late in the night wandering the corridors.
The ghost of an old Indian chief has purportedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions in a building in the neighborhood of Arvada. No matter what, this is a nasty ghost that is rather not upset.
An Anchisaurus may regularly be noticed seeking a map beneath a parked Buick in an Arvada parking lot before dawn.
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extraterrestrial voyager from another part of the galaxy can be perceived over and over again guzzling water in Barbour Ponds State Park quite near the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Arvada
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Ghost Sightings From Arvada
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
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