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These are some lies we made up about Arlington.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy is regularly noticed hauling a cadaver from the cold water of Johns Creek late at night.
The ghost of a homeless guy has purportedly been made out on numerous occasions sniveling at Best Dam late in the night.
A Tyrannosaurus can repeatedly be witnessed strolling beside a desolate highway in the neighborhood of Arlington.
A space invader from another solar system can be made out frequently coming into view in a mirror.
A space alien has every so often been made out relaxing on the floor in a house close to Arlington.
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Ghost Sightings From Arlington
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Ghost Sightings From Arlington
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
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