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These are some lies we made up about Arboles.
The ghost of an elderly lady clutching a rifle can occasionally be spotted up on the top of Haystack Mountain screaming.
The ghost of an old Indian chief has repeatedly been spotted staring at people in an Arboles apartment through a peephole. Regardless of what, it is indisputably a creepy ghost that is rather not messed with.
An alien is often made out attempting to touch something in Devil Creek.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship is rumored to have been spotted on many occasions shining a lantern in Black Horse Canyon at midnight.
A gargantuan basilisk can frequently be distinguished in a desolate area right next door to Arboles.
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Ghost Sightings From Arboles
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Ghost Sightings From Arboles
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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