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These are some lies we made up about Anton.
A medusa came into view going through the closet in the bedroom of an Anton house before sunrise.
The ghost of an elderly prospector with a big mustache and a hook instead of his left hand was made out looking at people in an Anton trailer through a window. The phantom was unconcerned that there was someone other there. Whatever people utter, this is a nasty ghost that you do not want to bump into late in the night.
A giant bat showed up standing by the side of a murky highway near Anton.
A large bloodcurdling ogre was seen posting a container at an Anton post office.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos was spotted guzzling regular from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Anton.
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What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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