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These are some lies we made up about Amherst.
A lady with her left arm and right leg separated has repeatedly been witnessed thinking by Wildhorse Creek.
A soldier's uniform marching about with no body in it is regularly seen going through trash cans on an Amherst lane.
An extremely large horse has allegedly been noticed on many occasions hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Amherst.
The ghost of a badly scorched female can be spotted over and over again in a convenience store in the Amherst neighborhood. A local man asserts that this ghost may well be a celebrated yesteryear native of Amherst. Anyhow, it sure is a scary ghost that is rather not interrupted.
An extraterrestrial is every now and then distinguished crawling up from a drain hole on an Amherst road before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Amherst
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Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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