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These are some lies we made up about Almont.
The ghost of a bum can from time to time be noticed sniveling up on the summit of Baldy Mountain. Whatever folks verbalize, it's a terrifying spirit that any sound person wouldn't wish to encounter.
A space alien has frequently been perceived sipping water from Caroline Spring after midnight.
The ghost of an elderly sorceress is regularly noticed next to the shore at Taylor Park Reservoir struggling to grab something. One thing is for sure, it unquestionably is a bloodcurdling phantom that should be shunned.
A Stegosaurus has supposedly been distinguished on one or two occasions at Spring Creek Dam late at night pondering.
A very large hog may regularly be witnessed rummaging around in the freezer in the kitchen of an Almont apartment at the stroke of midnight.
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Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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