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These are some lies we made up about Alma.
Archimedes may often be observed in Dolly Varden Gulch at midnight going nuts.
A gigantic aardvark has every so often been noticed on the apex of Bald Hill late in the night staring at the sight.
The ghost of a sturdy lumberjack gripping a sizeable axe is occasionally distinguished enjoying the panorama at Montgomery Dam in the early morning hours. Regardless of what people verbalize, it is indisputably a creepy spirit that any rational person would not want to meet.
A scary skeleton has been said to have been witnessed on one or two instances strolling from house to house before sunrise on an Alma lane. One thing is for certain, this is a nasty phantom that should be stayed away from.
A gentleman that transformed into a vampire may from time to time be seen around midnight hovering across Cameron Amphitheatre. Scores of folks who live here declare this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Alma long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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