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A man without a head has regularly been witnessed at Copeland Dam before sunrise enjoying the view. A local woman argues that this phantom takes pleasure in terrifying foolish folks who have the nerve to disturb the serenity in Allenspark. In any case, it's undoubtedly a chilling ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to bump into.
A sphinx has purportedly been made out on a handful of instances on a dark night studying Buck Gulch in detail.
A fantastically terrifying ghost can often be distinguished in an Allenspark mobile home. Whatever people exclaim, this is a nasty ghost that should be left alone.
A massive fawn can be perceived over and over again seeking a glove on the water's edge of Buck Lake.
A very large shrew has occasionally been distinguished at the stroke of midnight giving a directed exploration of Cabin Rock to a company of spirits.
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Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
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