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These are some lies we made up about Alamosa.
A gigantic bunny can be observed often riding on a mule next to a road close to Alamosa.
The martian technician of an alien spacecraft has every now and then been distinguished in Cole Park in the early morning hours hauling a dead body through some bushes.
Christopher Columbus is every now and then spotted walking through a residence near Alamosa.
An ET from Pluto is known to have been made out on frequent occasions downing water from Upper Duhme Springs before sunrise.
A very large cat has regularly been perceived at Cat Creek at night flinging rocks into the flowing water.
A giant hippopotamus is repeatedly made out at a coin operated phone in Alamosa using the telephone.
An alien from another galaxy has allegedly been spotted on a few instances in Great Sand Dunes National Monument at the ranger station shouting.
The phantom of a physician with a blood-splattered uniform can often be distinguished right by the entrance to
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Rio Grande National Forest trying to state something.
Aladdin may be observed frequently walking through an Alamosa vicinity cemetery.
The ghost of a guy clutching a blood-covered spear has now and then been made out hanging out in a derelict structure in Alamosa.
An ET has allegedly been observed on a handful of occasions standing
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by a deserted highway close to Alamosa.
The ghost of a civil war fighter can sometimes be witnessed in a trailer in Alamosa. A man who lives here declares that this ghost is perhaps the undead ghost of a local person who used to have a house here in Alamosa.
The spirit of a man having demonic signs carved into his back was spotted in an Alamosa apartment. The ghost was unconcerned that there was somebody other in attendance. One of the folks who live here definitely declares that this spirit is the struggling spirit of a long departed Alamosa local resident. In any event, it's a terrifying ghost that should be stayed away from.
The spirit of a terribly mangled hunter hauling a dead cougar was seen staggering in the middle of a deserted road in close proximity to Alamosa. When the bystander came into sight the ghost escaped.
An enormous polar bear showed up sitting on a sofa in a flat in the vicinity of Alamosa.
A female lacking a head was spotted late at night following a passing Chevy on a murky road in
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the vicinity of Alamosa. The ghost spoke of avenging a homicide.
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Ghost Sightings From Alamosa
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Ghost Sightings From Alamosa
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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