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These are some lies we made up about Akron.
An Icthyosaurus showed up articulating into the air as if somebody else was present.
The spirit of a pregnant female was seen by Akron-Washington Company Recreation Dam at night staring at the water. This ghost is exceptionally active in this vicinity; there have been one or two other sightings of this individual ghost.
A space man from another world came into view yelling down at the water at Akron-Washington Company Recreation Reservoir.
The ghost of a young-looking man wearing a winter jacket was witnessed peeking through building windows in Akron on a dark night. The bystander ran off immediately after he noticed the phantom. Locals declare that this phantom can be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Akron long ago. One thing's for sure, it's a creepy phantom that should be shunned.
A beheaded gentleman was made out watching cable in an Akron living room very late at night. The ghost did not mind that there was someone else in attendance.
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A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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