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A pitch black crow that turned into a lady appeared before sunrise exploring Adobe Canyon in detail. This ghost is extremely active in this vicinity; there have been numerous additional accounts of this precise ghost. A number of of the folks who live here assert this spirit might be a well-known yesteryear resident of Aguilar. Any which way, it in all certainty is a terrifying spirit that is rather not interrupted.
Ferdinand Magellan showed up beside Canyon Del Agua Spring at midnight slurping motor oil.
The ghost of a young-looking woman clothed as a maid was witnessed smoking a cigar in Trujillo Creek. The bystander escaped right after she set eyes on the phantom.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an unidentified flying object was distinguished verbalizing into the thin air in Ludlow Memorial before sunrise.
A massive whale has often been noticed seeking a man up on Bunker Hill.
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Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
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