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These are some lies we made up about Tucson.
A young girl having on a blood-covered dress was spotted at midnight rushing after a passing car on a dark highway in the vicinity of Tucson. The ghost was consumed by the thin air after being seen. Regardless of what, it is in all certainty a creepy ghost that you would not want to bump into before sunrise.
A gentleman with a knife in his head has frequently been perceived in the backseat of a Chrysler by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror late in the night.
Ferdinand Magellan is frequently made out in Bravo Park late at night looking.
The ghost of a delivery man has been witnessed on frequent occasions up on the peak of Martinez Hill struggling to snatch something. Several people claim this ghost is that of a local who had a home here in Tucson long ago.
A womanly person may regularly be seen by Lakeside Park Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the water.
A huge canary has once in a while been
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perceived redistributing orbs around in Catalina State Park outside the park headquarters.
The ghost of a woman with letters engraved into her cheek is from time to time noticed cutting grass in the side garden of an apartment in Tucson.
An enormous parakeet has supposedly been observed on numerous occasions by an old woman hiking along
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a trail outside Tucson.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship can now and then be seen yelling at the watcher to leave in Casa Grande Ruins National Monument near the park headquarters.
A space man from planet Jupiter has regularly been made out sitting on a couch in a trailer in Tucson.
The ghost of a female with a switchblade in her heart is regularly seen scooping out a nook next to a streetlight in Tucson. According to the locals, this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolish people who have the courage to interrupt the tranquility in Tucson.
A very large wolverine can often be seen strolling from apartment to apartment at night on a Tucson residential street.
An extraterrestrial from outer space can be distinguished very frequently searching through a freezer in the kitchen of a Tucson mobile home very late at night.
An alien has every so often been distinguished relaxing at a table in a Tucson apartment.
A gargantuan cony is from time to time seen gazing at folks in a Tucson trailer through
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Ghost Sightings From Tucson
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Ghost Sightings From Tucson
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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