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These are some lies we made up about Tempe.
A colossal parrot is regularly made out staring at an old woman slumbering on a futon in a building in Tempe.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spacecraft is known to have been distinguished on many occasions gobbling a sandwich at Guadalupe Dam late in the night.
Little Red Riding Hood may often be spotted gulping gasoline near the water at Knoll East Subdivision Water Retention Basin.
An alien from planet Saturn can be distinguished very frequently by Hole in the Rock smoking a cigar.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her eye sockets has every now and then been perceived trying on socks in a Tempe home. Folks declare that this phantom may be a celebrated former time resident of Tempe. Whatever folks articulate, it undeniably is a chilling ghost that is preferably not upset.
A gigantic porcupine is every now and then noticed trying to locate another ghost up on the pinnacle of Barnes Butte.
A gigantic koala can from time to time
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be witnessed in Alma Ward Park before dawn clutching a human headbone.
William Shakespeare was perceived screaming in Hidden Valley at midnight.
A space alien from another galaxy emerged crawling out from a storm drain on a Tempe lane in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial
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spaceship was seen snooping in mailboxes around midnight in Tempe.
An martian traveler from another part of the galaxy came into sight playing a tune on a piano in a Tempe mobile home.
A massive alpaca was made out in a Tempe highschool around midnight staggering the halls.
A giant antelope was observed crying out names in Lost Dutchman State Park near the ranger station.
An alien from the cosmos has often been observed outside the entrance to Casa Grande Ruins National Monument appearing frightening.
The ghost of a female with a stiletto in her neck has purportedly been perceived on many instances in a mirror in a Tempe apartment; the spirit was solely perceptible in the mirror. A man who lives here alleges that this ghost is probably the undeparted ghost of a local person who used to dwell here in Tempe.
A lady having the head of a leprechaun may repeatedly be witnessed in a home in the neighborhood of Tempe. Either way, this ghost sure is menacing; one that you would not want to meet on a dark night.
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spirit of a gentleman having half his head lost can be witnessed very frequently in a Tempe area clothing store, pacing the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Tempe
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Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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