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These are some lies we made up about Superior.
A gigantic muskrat is known to have been noticed on frequent instances up on Bell Butte yelling names of people.
An extremely large cheetah can repeatedly be made out in Picketpost Mountain Research Natural Area around midnight pulling a corpse over the grass.
A space alien from Venus may be noticed repeatedly at midnight studying Alamo Canyon in detail.
An ET from outer space has once in a while been made out by Arnett Creek going crazy.
An Allosaurus is rumored to have been observed on frequent instances looking across The Rincon on a dark night.
The ghost of a man holding a sword may once in a while be observed stacking stones next to Benson Spring at midnight. Folks here who have made out this ghost claim this ghost could be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Superior before the present.
A space invader has regularly been noticed devastating a book right by the entrance to Boyce Thompson Arboretum State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Superior
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Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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