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These are some lies we made up about Stanfield.
A giant moose was spotted in the early morning hours before sunrise drifting down on Greene Wash.
A space invader from another world appeared in Casa Grande Valley before sunrise trying to exclaim something.
A guy's body with the head of a horse was noticed watching TV in a Stanfield living room before sunrise. When the ghost was observed it disappeared into the thin air. Regardless of what, it's a menacing ghost that should be kept away from.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object was seen on a Stanfield road very late at night.
An martian explorer from another solar system is repeatedly witnessed suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Stanfield.
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The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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