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These are some lies we made up about Sedona.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship has every now and then been perceived in a mirror in a Sedona house; the ghost was solely visible in the mirror.
A space invader from Mars is every so often witnessed in Devils Dining Room late at night drinking water.
The spirit of a guy dressed in a police uniform has been said to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions in Bear Wallow Canyon at night smoking a pipe.
A space invader from another solar system can every now and then be witnessed articulating into the air up on the peak of Bell Rock.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was noticed laundering a bloody rag in Bell Rock Spring very late at night. The viewer ran off immediately after she made out the ghost. A local resident declares that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while traveling through Sedona before the present.
The spirit of an elderly gentleman with a large gray
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mustache came into view in a flat near Sedona. The spirit was indifferent that there was somebody other nearby.
An enormous eland became visible in a Sedona area clothing store, striding the aisles.
A woman with a machete sticking out of her head was noticed staring across Big Park in the early morning hours. When the eye witness emerged
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the ghost fled. One of the residents definitely asserts that this phantom is that of a person who had a home here in Sedona some decades ago.
Count Dracula was distinguished in Sedona Ranger District before sunrise hunting with a hunting rifle.
A huge badger has repeatedly been observed relaxing at the dining table in a Sedona residence contemplating.
The ghost of a lady with a sack fastened around her head is often witnessed mounted on a mule by the side of a road near Sedona. In any event, this is a bad ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
A gargantuan bunny has allegedly been witnessed on a few instances at Dry Creek on a dark night hurling boulders into the flowing water.
Napoleon Bonaparte may be perceived very frequently appearing bloodcurdling by Beaverhead.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship is once in a while distinguished facing the onlooker in Montezuma Castle National Monument right by the ranger station.
A huge camel has allegedly been observed on a handful
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of occasions by Coconino National Forest gazing angrily at the viewer.
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Ghost Sightings From Sedona
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Ghost Sightings From Sedona
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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