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These are some lies we made up about Scottsdale.
A gigantic iguana has been said to have been made out on a handful of occasions going nuts beside Bad Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from planet Pluto can be seen time and again snooping in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Scottsdale.
A gargantuan wildcat has from time to time been distinguished heaving chunks of concrete into the current at Indian Bend Wash very late at night.
A space invader from deep space is once in a while made out performing a piece of music on a harp in a Scottsdale apartment.
The spirit of an aged man with a long white mustache has purportedly been noticed on frequent instances in a Scottsdale school late in the night wandering the halls.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship can now and then be observed in a mirror in a Scottsdale mobile home; the spirit was only noticeable in the mirror.
Galileo was noticed at night staring over Echo Canyon Bowl.
The ghost
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of a gentleman sporting a soldier's uniform came into view in the early morning hours exploring Echo Canyon in detail. The phantom talked about revenging an assassination.
A gigantic lamb was witnessed at Dreamy Draw Dam after midnight reading a tabloid.
A lady with a sword sticking out of her head showed up seeking a woman up on Lookout
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Mountain. The eye witness was terrified and escaped.
An martian vacationer from deep space was observed in Agua Linda Park after midnight concealing a corpse by a large rock.
An ET from outer space was made out in a mobile home in the vicinity of Scottsdale.
Count Dracula has repeatedly been spotted searching for a map beside a parked Pontiac in a Scottsdale parking lot late in the night.
A space alien is regularly distinguished quite near Lost Dutchman State Park flickering a kerosene lamp.
The ghost of a lady with a bag fastened around her head has been said to have been made out on numerous occasions pondering right by Casa Grande Ruins National Monument. A man who lives here claims that this spirit likes startling foolish people who come trying to find spirits in Scottsdale.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object can often be perceived in a Scottsdale area auto part store, walking the aisles.
An alien voyager from another part of the galaxy can be observed often rearranging
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orbs about at the stroke of midnight by a mailbox in Scottsdale.
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Ghost Sightings From Scottsdale
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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