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The ghost of a man wearing a sheriff uniform has supposedly been made out on one or two instances musicalizing on an accordion in a Saint David mobile home. Local people who have observed this ghost say this ghost could be a recognized days gone by resident of Saint David.
A massive fawn may now and then be perceived in the early morning hours examining Lonesome Valley in detail.
The ghost of an old man with a large white mustache has repeatedly been perceived searching for a picture in Curtis Wash.
A space man from outer space is often perceived in a mirror in a Saint David apartment; the phantom was solely noticeable in the mirror.
The ghost of a guy having on an armed forces uniform has supposedly been seen on frequent occasions looking for a map beside a parked Chrysler in a Saint David parking lot very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Saint David
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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