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These are some lies we made up about Roosevelt.
A giant ground hog is often made out wandering from residence to residence after midnight on a Roosevelt road.
A moderately rotten human body has purportedly been spotted on a small number of instances trashing a book in Black Hills Study Plot late in the night. In any case, it is certainly a frightening ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into before dawn.
A lady afire, clutching a kerosene bottle may regularly be made out mid stream in Blevens Wash glugging down blood from a container.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship can be made out often next to the water at Campaign Bay munching on a piece of bread.
The ghost of a farmer wearing a hat has occasionally been perceived glancing across Cottonwood Acre at night.
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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