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These are some lies we made up about Quartzsite.
An alien from Mars was distinguished appearing creepy in the center of La Cholla Wash.
A colossal raccoon materialized standing by a secluded highway close to Quartzsite.
A gargantuan eland was noticed traveling on a scooter on a shadowy highway outside Quartzsite.
The Mothman came into view in La Posa Long-Term Visitor Area late in the night hiding a dead body by a big rock.
A gargantuan argali was witnessed chucking boulders up on the peak of Granite Mountain.
A space invader from another planet was seen down by Oldman Tanque at midnight digging a crater.
The spirit of a young air force pilot has regularly been distinguished looking across La Posa Plain after midnight.
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Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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