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These are some lies we made up about Prescott Valley.
A half transparent man dressed as the captain of a oil tanker may once in a while be spotted in Prescott Valley Community Center Park late at night pulling a dead body over the grass. Folks here who have noticed this ghost assert this ghost is that of a local person who had a house here in Prescott Valley some decades ago.
A sizeable menacing ghost was perceived having a seat on a couch in a home right next door to Prescott Valley. The ghost did not care that there was somebody other there.
An extraterrestrial explorer from space was made out at midnight following a passing pickup on a murky highway near Prescott Valley.
A space invader from planet Venus emerged raking leaves in the front garden of a residence in Prescott Valley.
A Seismosaurus was perceived by a woman hunting in a forest near Prescott Valley.
A massive hippopotamus has repeatedly been made out cleaning a bloody rag in Brady Spring late at night.
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ghost of a youthful man wearing a confederate uniform is repeatedly witnessed dragging a cadaver from the freezing water of Clipper Wash late at night. A local resident says that this ghost loves scaring foolhardy folks who come seeking ghosts in Prescott Valley. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is creepy; one that any rational person wouldn't
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want to come across.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has purportedly been made out on frequent occasions trying to utter something at Granite Creek Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extremely large puppy can be noticed often shining a light up on the apex of Black Hill.
Alexander the Great has sometimes been perceived relaxing on a stool in a trailer in Prescott Valley.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is once in a while perceived shifting orbs about in a metal boat on Lynx Lake.
The ghost of a hobo has been distinguished on one or two instances around midnight examining Benjamin Gulch in detail.
The spirit of a young lady drenched in blood may every so often be made out wandering from trailer to trailer before dawn on a Prescott Valley road. No matter what, this is a horrible ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A space invader is repeatedly witnessed going through a bookshelf in the living room of a Prescott Valley house late in the night.
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martian crew member of a UFO has supposedly been distinguished on one or two instances heaving boulders quite near Dead Horse Ranch State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Prescott Valley
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Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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