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These are some lies we made up about Phoenix.
An extremely large rabbit is every now and then witnessed slurping regular unleaded from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Phoenix.
A space man from another galaxy may now and then be noticed dragging a cadaver across the dirt in Altadena Park around midnight.
A bloodcurdling being has often been perceived slurping water from Bad Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a silver-miner is frequently made out articulating into the thin air as if someone besides was there. Scores of people who live here declare this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a local resident who used to dwell here in Phoenix.
A sphinx is rumored to have been seen on several occasions glancing at the view from the peak of Lookout Mountain in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial can often be made out walking a Saint Bernard at night on a dark Phoenix residential road.
The ghost of a guy outfitted as a handy man may be
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observed over and over again at midnight drifting down on Indian Bend Wash.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO has every so often been made out very late at night exploring Moon Valley in detail.
The ghost of a guy in a law enforcement outfit is once in a while distinguished annihilating a picture at Cave Buttes Dam around midnight.
An
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extraterrestrial traveler from outer space can once in a while be seen looking through home windows in Phoenix in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from Saturn was seen watching cable in a Phoenix living room at midnight.
A gigantic roebuck came into view searching through trash cans on a Phoenix road.
An ET from outer space was distinguished reading a pamphlet in Lost Dutchman State Park quite near the park headquarters.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship was distinguished clutching a cranium quite near the entrance to Casa Grande Ruins National Monument.
A large menacing beast was made out suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Phoenix.
An martian vacationer from space is frequently perceived in a hardware store in the Phoenix area.
The ghost of an old man with a large white beard may often be noticed ascending up from a manhole on a Phoenix residential road at the stroke of midnight. Residents here assert that this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long
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dead Phoenix local person.
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Ghost Sightings From Phoenix
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Ghost Sightings From Phoenix
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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