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These are some lies we made up about Parks.
An ET from another galaxy has occasionally been witnessed flickering a light by Eagle Rock.
The phantom of a seriously mangled hunter pulling a dead deer is once in a while spotted swallowing water from Garland Spring late in the night.
A female with no head has been said to have been spotted on a few instances dragging a corpse through some bushes in Jonns Park late at night.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spacecraft has repeatedly been observed exploring Frenchy Canyon in detail on a dark night.
A space invader from Mars is repeatedly noticed on the summit of Bald Mountain at midnight looking at the vista.
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Ghost Sightings From Parks
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Ghost Sightings From Parks
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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