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These are some lies we made up about Paradise Valley.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a big mustache and a wooden leg may frequently be witnessed soaring over Echo Canyon Bowl before sunrise.
The ghost of a waitress may be distinguished very frequently in Echo Canyon on a dark night digging a crack.
A sizeable bloodcurdling beast is occasionally distinguished dragging a corpse from the freezing water of Indian Bend Wash on a dark night.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft has purportedly been made out on a few instances sending a postcard at a Paradise Valley post office.
An extremely large muskrat can now and then be perceived drinking water from Bad Spring very late at night.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief was spotted by Dreamy Draw Dam in the early morning hours staring at the water. The ghost didn't mind that there was somebody other near.
A very large cheetah came into sight staring at the view from the pinnacle of Barnes Butte at night.
An extraterrestrial
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vacationer from deep space was made out conversing into the night as if somebody besides was nearby.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady came into sight walking a Collie at night on a dark Paradise Valley lane. When the watcher appeared the spirit escaped.
The ghost of a youthful female clothed as a maid was made out looking through
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flat windows in Paradise Valley around midnight. The appearance of the witness frightened the spirit who then faded away.
A space man from another part of the galaxy was seen in Agua Linda Park around midnight dragging a dead body through some bushes.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object has regularly been made out by Hole in the Rock howling.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy is repeatedly witnessed going through trash cans on a Paradise Valley road.
A terrifying beast is rumored to have been observed on one or two occasions on a Paradise Valley road at night. One thing is for sure, it undoubtedly is a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of a silver-miner can repeatedly be observed in Lost Dutchman State Park at the ranger station flashing a lantern. Many folks who live here allege this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Paradise Valley before the present. Nevertheless, this ghost indisputably is frightening;
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one that should be steered clear of.
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Ghost Sightings From Paradise Valley
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Ghost Sightings From Paradise Valley
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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