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These are some lies we made up about Mesa.
A gargantuan waterbuck can now and then be seen chucking chunks of concrete into Country Manor Subdivision Water Retention Basin late in the night.
A Velociraptor was spotted in a Mesa area shoe store, wandering the aisles.
The ghost of a young man sporting a confederate uniform became visible drinking soda pop in Alma Ward Park at night. Alarmed by the viewers the ghost withdrew into the night.
A huge yak was witnessed smoking a pipe in the early morning hours before sunrise on a sidewalk in Mesa.
A colossal wildcat showed up marching through a mobile home in Mesa.
The spirit of a bound up man was seen marching through an apartment near Mesa. When seen the phantom came up to the witness who then escaped. Whichever way, this spirit sure is creepy; one that is rather not disturbed.
The ghost of a young-looking lady covered in blood has often been witnessed at a public phone in Mesa making a phone call.
An extraterrestrial tourist
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from space is rumored to have been seen on one or two instances striding through a Mesa vicinity cemetery.
A massive prairie dog can regularly be observed staring quite near the entrance to Lost Dutchman State Park.
An extremely large donkey can be noticed very often attempting to touch something in Casa Grande Ruins National Monument
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near the ranger station.
The ghost of an aged hag has occasionally been spotted twinkling a light in the middle of a deserted road in close proximity to Mesa before dawn.
A space alien from planet Pluto is sometimes observed spending time in a neglected building in Mesa.
A very large marten has been said to have been observed on numerous instances being carried by a motorcycle on a murky road close to Mesa.
A lady's body with a bat's head may from time to time be spotted in a trailer in Mesa. In any event, this is a hostile phantom that you wouldn't want to bump into very late at night.
A gentleman having the head of a demon has regularly been witnessed in a Mesa apartment.
A sasquatch is often spotted pacing by the side of a deserted road near Mesa.
A space invader from space has been said to have been spotted on frequent occasions emerging in a closet mirror.
A giant giraffe can repeatedly be seen late in the night rushing after a passing truck on a murky road outside Mesa.
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enormous springbok has from time to time been observed in the rear seat of a VW by the driver seeing the phantom in her rear view mirror late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Mesa
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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