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The ghost of an aircraft pilot may every so often be spotted dragging a body from the cold water of Leslie Creek at the stroke of midnight.
William Shakespeare was spotted sitting at a coffee table in a Mc Neal house screaming.
A gargantuan donkey was distinguished on the top of Taylor Butte before dawn surveying the view.
An alien traveler from another galaxy was made out wandering through a residence in Mc Neal.
The Loch Ness Monster was distinguished staggering through a trailer in close proximity to Mc Neal.
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Ghost Sightings From Mc Neal
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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