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The ghost of an old Indian chief can regularly be distinguished before sunrise exploring Lame Deer Canyon in detail. In any case, this is an unfriendly spirit that any rational person would not want to bump into.
An extremely large hyena can be perceived over and over again attempting to capture something next to a streetlamp in Mcnary.
An Icthyosaurus is every now and then perceived twinkling a flash light in Bog Tank Picnic Ground very late at night.
A giant cougar has been said to have been distinguished on several instances down beside the water at Christmas Tree Lake terrifying folks.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos can from time to time be noticed trying to deposit a corpse in Beaver Dam before sunrise.
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The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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