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These are some lies we made up about Maricopa.
A colossal badger was noticed in Ak Chin Indian Reservation after midnight having a piece of bread.
A female having the head of a devil has repeatedly been observed drinking motor oil in Hidden Valley at midnight.
A female clutching her head beneath her arm is often distinguished peeping through apartment windows in Maricopa before sunrise. People here who have seen this ghost allege this ghost is that of a person who lived here in Maricopa long ago.
An alien from planet Venus is known to have been distinguished on many instances on the apex of Haley Hills in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the panorama.
A massive mustang can repeatedly be distinguished watching television in a Maricopa living room after midnight.
The ghost of a man having half his head not there may be noticed very often on a Maricopa residential street in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Socrates has now and then been made out
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suspended in the air like a cloud in Maricopa.
An extremely large cat is rumored to have been noticed on several instances in Casa Grande Ruins National Monument at the park headquarters attempting to grip something.
An ET from another solar system may now and then be perceived in a shoe store in the Maricopa vicinity.
An ET has
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often been observed trying on a jacket in a Maricopa residence.
A decapitated female is often noticed scrambling up from a drain hole on a Maricopa street at night. In any case, this is an intimidating ghost that any reasonable person would not want to come across.
The ghost of a teenage girl is rumored to have been spotted on numerous occasions musicalizing on an accordion in a Maricopa flat. People here argue that this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolhardy people who come looking for ghosts in Maricopa.
A shape with a skeleton face sporting shady robes can often be seen in a mirror in a Maricopa apartment; the ghost was only visible in the mirror.
A Seismosaurus has sometimes been spotted in a home near Maricopa.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is once in a while noticed trying to find a shoe underneath a parked truck in a Maricopa parking lot late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Maricopa
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Ghost Sightings From Maricopa
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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