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These are some lies we made up about Lukachukai.
The phantom of a female having half her head absent was made out drifting by on Greasewood Wash late at night. The onlooker was frightened and ran away. According to the locals, this ghost is perhaps the undeceased ghost of a person who used to have a home here in Lukachukai. In any case, it unquestionably is a frightening ghost that should be let alone.
A gargantuan oryx materialized at The Pillow late in the night gazing down into the water.
The martian commander of an alien spaceship was spotted late in the night fluttering over the Lukachukai Mountains.
A huge platypus materialized having a seat in a beanbag in a building in Lukachukai.
A gigantic ibex was noticed downing water from Aspen Spring late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Lukachukai
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Ghost Sightings From Lukachukai
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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