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A very large parrot can often be observed up on the peak of Sunset Point struggling to seize something.
Aladdin has now and then been observed in a phone booth in Litchfield Park using the telephone.
A tremendously frightening ghost is occasionally distinguished at Litchfield Park Dam at midnight redistributing orbs around. People assert that this ghost could be the spirit of a local resident who died here in Litchfield Park before the present. Nevertheless, this ghost unquestionably is terrifying; one that is better not disturbed.
The ghost of an elderly prospector with a big mustache and a hook instead of his left hand has been said to have been distinguished on a small number of instances appearing menacing in the middle of a secluded highway near Litchfield Park in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a waitress can from time to time be made out turning toward the onlooker in Avondale City Park late in the night. In any event, this is an
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unpleasant ghost that you don't want to encounter after midnight.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer has frequently been spotted standing by a wild highway close to Litchfield Park.
A giant sloth is frequently distinguished being carried by a Harley on a murky highway in close proximity to Litchfield Park.
An alien
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traveler from deep space is rumored to have been perceived on a handful of instances in the center of New River going mad.
The spirit of an elderly Indian chief may repeatedly be observed in a house in Litchfield Park. A local man claims that this ghost may very well be a renowned old days dweller of Litchfield Park.
A huge woodchuck may be made out very frequently piling pieces of wood outside the entrance to Casa Grande Ruins National Monument.
Galileo has once in a while been noticed marching along a secluded road near Litchfield Park.
A space man from the cosmos is every now and then made out emerging in a closet mirror.
An extremely large elk has allegedly been distinguished on a handful of instances relaxing on a sofa in a residence near Litchfield Park.
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Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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