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These are some lies we made up about Laveen.
The ghost of a guy clutching a bloody knife has occasionally been made out burying a corpse by a large boulder in Alvord Park on a dark night.
An ET from planet Mercury is occasionally perceived excavating a gap by Santa Cruz Wash.
An army outfit walking around with no body in it has been made out on several occasions in a motor boat on Phoenix South Mountain Water Storage demolishing a bag.
A gigantic orangutan can from time to time be distinguished gulping blood from a container up on Ma Ha Tuak Range.
A Velociraptor was perceived at the stroke of midnight soaring across the Ma Ha Tuak Range.
The ghost of a critically burned female became visible looking for a bag under a parked car in a Laveen parking lot before dawn. The spirit was gobbled up by the night after being distinguished.
The ghost of a guy having numbers etched into his hand was made out in a Laveen area hardware store, pacing the aisles. Scared by the watchers the spirit
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fled into the darkness. If you listen to what the local residents claim, this phantom takes pleasure in terrifying foolish people who have the courage to interrupt the calm in Laveen.
The spirit of the driver of a train was perceived reading a newsletter before sunrise on a sidewalk in Laveen. When noticed the ghost came up to the observer who
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then escaped. Many people who live here declare this phantom likes terrifying foolish people who come searching for phantoms in Laveen.
The ghost of a badly mangled hunter pulling a dead moose was distinguished taking a rest at the dining table in a Laveen home searching for another ghost. This exact ghost has been observed frequently in this spot.
An alien from deep space has repeatedly been seen walking through a building in Laveen.
The phantom of a young woman with a wire around her neck is regularly made out crying in Casa Grande Ruins National Monument near the park headquarters. Regardless of what people say, it sure is a chilling ghost that should be kept away from.
A space alien is known to have been spotted on a small number of occasions pacing through a home right next door to Laveen.
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Ghost Sightings From Laveen
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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