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These are some lies we made up about Lakeside.
A huge bear is frequently distinguished around midnight rushing after a passing Pontiac on a murky highway close to Lakeside.
An alien has allegedly been spotted on several occasions mowing the lawn in the side yard of an apartment in Lakeside.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer may often be noticed by a woman hiking along a trail outside Lakeside.
A big bloodcurdling giant can be noticed time and again soaring over Blue Grass Cienega late at night.
A colossal snake has once in a while been witnessed seated on a stool in a trailer in Lakeside.
The ghost of a waitress is once in a while made out by Blue Ridge Catchment Dam late at night gazing at the water.
A space man from planet Venus is known to have been noticed on many instances monitoring the panorama from the apex of Amos Mountain in the early morning hours.
Socrates can once in a while be observed speaking into the air on the shore of Amos Lake.
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space invader from another galaxy has often been seen in the center of Billy Creek trying to locate a man.
A huge newt is frequently seen climbing out of Jaques Marsh drenched in filth before dawn.
The alien crew member of a UFO is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of occasions down by A- One Spring after midnight shouting.
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Ghost Sightings From Lakeside
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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