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These are some lies we made up about Kirkland.
The spirit of an old Indian chief may often be spotted on a Kirkland residential road before sunrise. No matter what, this is an intimidating ghost that you would not want to meet late in the night.
Julius Ceasar may be spotted repeatedly on the summit of Fire Clay Hill in the early morning hours watching the vista.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady has every so often been witnessed gazing over Burro Wallow before dawn.
A gigantic ground hog is every now and then made out hanging in the air like a balloon in Kirkland.
A colossal whale has been spotted on a few instances demolishing a shoe by Board Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Kirkland
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Ghost Sightings From Kirkland
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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