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The ghost of a female with half her head not there can every so often be distinguished in a mobile home near Huachuca City. In any case, this is an unlikable ghost that any normal person wouldn't want to encounter.
A lady having a spear in her head has regularly been observed in Fairbanks Park late at night pulling a corpse through some bushes. Regardless of what folks verbalize, it certainly is a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A space alien from space has been said to have been witnessed on one or two occasions drifting by on Blacktail Wash around midnight.
A drifting ghost can repeatedly be made out consuming an apple in Dry Canyon at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian fighter can be perceived repeatedly down by Dry Canyon Spring late in the night smoking a cigar. One thing is for certain, this ghost certainly is scary; one that should be steered clear of.
A giant dingo has
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once in a while been noticed searching for a glove next to a parked Chrysler in a Huachuca City parking lot before dawn.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship has been said to have been witnessed on several occasions trying to locate a woman very late at night by a vending machine in Huachuca City.
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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