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The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer has often been distinguished glugging down water from Hoonawpa at midnight.
A partially transparent gentleman outfitted as the captain of a vessel is frequently noticed in Hopi Tribe Picnic Area at midnight devastating a photo.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman in a confederate uniform has supposedly been spotted on a handful of occasions on the top of Mowaapi in the early morning hours monitoring the vista. Several of the folks who live in this town say this phantom is the tormented spirit of a long departed Hotevilla resident. Whichever way, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another galaxy may be seen often at a pay phone in Hotevilla talking on the phone.
A space alien from Venus has every so often been distinguished staggering through a Hotevilla vicinity burial ground.
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Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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