|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Higley.
A woman alight, carrying a gas bottle appeared sitting on a stool in a building in close proximity to Higley. The spirit was gobbled up by the night after being distinguished.
An extremely large chipmunk was perceived devastating a shoe by Queen Creek.
A space alien from planet Venus was witnessed at the stroke of midnight chasing a passing pickup on a shadowy road right next door to Higley.
A space alien from the cosmos has frequently been observed in the rear seat of a truck by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves is repeatedly seen in Country Side Estates Park Site in the early morning hours burying a cadaver by a big boulder.
A gigantic duckbill may repeatedly be spotted gazing at the vista from the highest spot of Double Knolls at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a grower wearing a straw hat may be distinguished very frequently picking flowers in the
| |
|
garden of a flat in Higley.
Galileo has now and then been seen by a person camping at a campground right next door to Higley.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer is from time to time distinguished yelling right by Lost Dutchman State Park.
A youthful girl dressed in a bloody wedding dress has been said to have been
| |
| |
perceived on a handful of instances relaxing on a bench in a trailer in Higley. Regardless of what, it undoubtedly is a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into on a dark night.
A space invader from planet Saturn may occasionally be noticed attempting to state something by Casa Grande Ruins National Monument.
A lady with a blue-green face has repeatedly been made out struggling to grab something underneath a streetlight in Higley. It has been asserted that this individual spirit is the undeparted soul of a long dead Higley resident. One thing's for guaranteed, this phantom sure is scary; one that any reasonable person would not want to run into.
A gigantic leopard has allegedly been distinguished on many occasions strolling from residence to residence at night on a Higley lane.
The Loch Ness Monster can be made out very often seated at a table in a Higley house.
A gentleman having a machete in his head is now and then perceived looking at people in a Higley mobile home through a keyhole. In any
|
|
event, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Higley
Submit a lie about Higley, Arizona:
Other untruthful towns near Higley, Arizona:
Mesa, Arizona, 7 miles away
Gilbert, Arizona, 7 miles away
Chandler, Arizona, 9 miles away
Apache Junction, Arizona, 11 miles away
Queen Creek, Arizona, 13 miles away
Sacaton, Arizona, 15 miles away
Fountain Hills, Arizona, 16 miles away
Bapchule, Arizona, 16 miles away
Tempe, Arizona, 16 miles away
Fort Mcdowell, Arizona, 17 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Arizona
|
Ghost Sightings From Higley
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
MORE JOKES
|
