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These are some lies we made up about Hereford.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus can from time to time be witnessed very late at night scrutinizing Ash Canyon in detail.
A sizeable scary ogre was seen up on the apex of Bob Thompson Peak sobbing.
An alien from space came into sight gazing at an old man slumbering on the floor in a mobile home in Hereford.
A space man showed up in a supermarket in the Hereford vicinity.
A massive muskrat was spotted in Coronado National Memorial before sunrise trying to grab something.
A giant walrus was made out trying on socks in a Hereford building.
A very large hamster is repeatedly spotted beside Bathtub Spring at the stroke of midnight rearranging orbs about.
The spirit of a young girl has supposedly been perceived on several instances snooping in mailboxes before dawn in Hereford.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may regularly be distinguished performing a song on a fiddle in a Hereford home.
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alien explorer from the cosmos has every now and then been witnessed right by the entrance to Kartchner Caverns State Park howling at the bystander to leave.
A colossal chipmunk is every so often made out in a mirror in a Hereford mobile home; the ghost was solely detectable in the mirror.
Thumbelina has supposedly been perceived on a few occasions in Chiricahua National Monument quite near the ranger station hurling pieces of wood.
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Ghost Sightings From Hereford
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Ghost Sightings From Hereford
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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