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These are some lies we made up about Happy Jack.
The ghost of a gentleman clad as a store clerk may frequently be seen crawling up from a storm drain on a Happy Jack lane on a dark night.
The martian technician of a flying saucer can be witnessed often beside Banfield Spring after midnight mounding chunks of concrete.
An enormous kangaroo has now and then been observed gulping blood from a glass in Coconino National Forest at the ranger station.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space is now and then observed exploring Brady Canyon in detail late at night.
The ghost of a man in a law enforcement uniform has supposedly been distinguished on numerous instances musicalizing on a xylophone in a Happy Jack mobile home. No matter what, it is certainly a scary ghost that any sensible person would not want to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Happy Jack
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Ghost Sightings From Happy Jack
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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