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These are some lies we made up about Greer.
The martian pilot of an unidentified flying object is occasionally perceived in the early morning hours before sunrise flying over Amberon Flat.
The spirit of the driver of a train has allegedly been observed on a small number of occasions in Butler Canyon at midnight sniveling. People who have spotted this ghost argue this ghost is that of a local person who lived here in Greer many years ago. In any event, this ghost undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that any reasonable person wouldn't want to meet.
Frankenstein's Monster can every now and then be made out by Amberon Point howling.
The spirit of a gravely mangled huntsman hauling a dead mountain lion was seen gazing at Bunch Reservoir Dam before sunrise. There are additional accounts about this ghost in the vicinity.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy appeared standing by a desolate road close to Greer.
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Ghost Sightings From Greer
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Ghost Sightings From Greer
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
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