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The ghost of a man with half his head missing has purportedly been noticed on frequent occasions walking a dog in the early morning hours before sunrise on a shady Green Valley avenue. Anyway, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that you would not want to run into before sunrise.
A beheaded lady may be perceived repeatedly staring through house windows in Green Valley before dawn. One of the local residents definitely says that this ghost is most likely the undead ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Green Valley.
An alien has once in a while been witnessed browsing through garbage cans on a Green Valley avenue.
An enormous seal is from time to time made out on a Green Valley residential street at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial traveler from deep space has been perceived on many occasions hovering in the air like a blimp in Green Valley.
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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