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These are some lies we made up about Goodyear.
An alien is once in a while spotted relaxing at a table in a Goodyear residence.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant has been said to have been noticed on numerous occasions in a wild location near Goodyear. No matter what people utter, it sure is a scary ghost that is better not disturbed.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space was seen mounding chunks of concrete in Avondale City Park around midnight.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack grasping a big axe was spotted dragging a cadaver from the chilly water of Agua Fria River late at night. The ghost saluted the eye witness.
The bloodcurdling ghost of a conquistador materialized dispatching a parcel at a Goodyear post office. When the ghost was distinguished it faded away into the thin air. One of the people who live here strongly claims that this ghost is the stressed spirit of a former Goodyear person who lived here. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one
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that you would not want to encounter very late at night.
A gargantuan bison was spotted by Litchfield Park Dam very late at night gazing at the water.
Johann Sebastian Bach was perceived studying Salt River Valley in detail in the early morning hours.
A scary skeleton has regularly been seen downing gasoline from a gas pump at
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a refueling station in Goodyear. Some of the people here declare this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was murdered while passing through Goodyear many years ago.
A space alien from planet Jupiter is frequently seen gazing at the panorama from the top of Initial Point around midnight.
A glow-in-the-dark human character has been seen on a small number of instances walking a Rottweiler around midnight on a shady Goodyear avenue. It has been said that this precise ghost is that of a local person who lived here in Goodyear a long time ago.
The ghost of a pregnant woman may be made out often at Casa Grande Ruins National Monument yelling.
The ghost of a young-looking guy in a rain coat has now and then been spotted peeping through house windows in Goodyear at the stroke of midnight. In any case, this is an intimidating ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to come across.
An extremely large canary is every now and then perceived watching cable in a Goodyear living room very late at night.
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space man from outer space has allegedly been distinguished on many instances on a Goodyear residential road after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Goodyear
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Ghost Sightings From Goodyear
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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