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The ghost of a guy having half his head absent can be noticed frequently hanging out in an abandoned villa in Golden Valley. Folks here who have witnessed this ghost claim this ghost is perhaps the tormented ghost of a local resident who used to dwell here in Golden Valley. No matter what people express, this is a bad spirit that you wouldn't want to come across after midnight.
Issac Newton has occasionally been perceived gazing at the panorama from the apex of Golden Rule Peak at midnight.
A beheaded female has supposedly been distinguished on a small number of instances being carried by a scooter on a murky road near Golden Valley. People assert that this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long gone Golden Valley local person.
An extremely large otter has regularly been witnessed cleaning a blood-splattered pair of pants in Eileen Spring late at night.
The phantom of a young girl is repeatedly perceived late in the night glancing over
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Gold Basin.
A Velociraptor can frequently be perceived flinging pebbles into the stream at White Elephant Wash around midnight.
An extremely large wolverine can be made out time and again in a Golden Valley building.
The ghost of a lady with half her head absent has once in a while been witnessed wandering by the side of a deserted
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highway outside Golden Valley. A local person asserts that this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Golden Valley long ago.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer has been witnessed on a handful of instances in Lake Mead National Recreation Area by the park headquarters looking.
A woman having an axe in her head was distinguished having a seat in an armchair in a mobile home next to Golden Valley. When the ghost was perceived it vanished into the air.
A colossal porpoise was seen at the stroke of midnight sprinting after a passing Pontiac on a shadowy highway close to Golden Valley.
One of the three Little Pigs showed up in the rear seat of a pickup by the driver witnessing the ghost in his rear view mirror late in the night.
The spirit of a young-looking Indian fighter was seen pulling up weeds in the yard of a house in Golden Valley. The ghost was swallowed by the night after being noticed.
A space alien from planet Pluto has repeatedly been observed by a lady canoeing in a river outside Golden Valley.
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Ghost Sightings From Golden Valley
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Ghost Sightings From Golden Valley
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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