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These are some lies we made up about Glendale.
The phantom of a 12 foot huge person is from time to time distinguished late at night checking out Deer Valley in detail. Whatever people utter, it's a chilling phantom that is better not interrupted.
The spirit of a lady having half her head gone has purportedly been observed on one or two occasions at a coin operated phone in Glendale using the phone.
A female having a sword in her head can occasionally be seen hauling a body across the ground in Acacia Park on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system was made out trying to verbalize something by a wild highway right next door to Glendale in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a youthful Indian warrior came into sight examining the landscape from the peak of Adobe Mountain late at night. Shocked by the viewers the ghost made its way into the dark. One thing's for sure, it is indisputably a chilling ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into late at night.
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extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spacecraft was noticed at Cave Buttes Dam late in the night twinkling a lantern.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack holding a sizeable axe materialized staying in a derelict villa in Glendale. When distinguished the ghost came close to the observer who then ran away.
A gargantuan grizzly bear was
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seen startling folks mid stream in Cave Creek.
The frightening ghost of a conquistador has repeatedly been made out riding on a scooter on a gloomy highway near Glendale. Several folks declare this ghost is that of a person who existed here in Glendale in the past. In any event, this ghost sure is creepy; one that any normal person wouldn't want to meet.
A menacing skeleton is often noticed in a home in Glendale. No matter what, this is a hostile ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system has purportedly been witnessed on numerous instances in Casa Grande Ruins National Monument by the ranger station pointing at the onlooker.
A fluorescent human body may regularly be noticed in a Glendale house.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn may be witnessed often wandering along a deserted road in close proximity to Glendale.
A Megalosaurus has once in a while been observed showing up in a closet mirror.
A colossal peccary is now and then perceived resting in a chair
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in a house close to Glendale.
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Ghost Sightings From Glendale
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How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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