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These are some lies we made up about Gilbert.
A space invader was noticed on the shore of Emerald Acres Number Two Subdivision Water Retention Basin turning toward the witness.
An martian explorer from another planet came into sight in a mobile home near Gilbert.
A space invader from planet Mars was noticed in Alma Ward Park in the early morning hours before sunrise hauling a dead body through some bushes.
A space invader from deep space became visible in a Gilbert area clothing store, striding the aisles.
A space alien was observed mounding pieces of wood after midnight on a sidewalk in Gilbert.
A knight's armor with no person inside was made out seated at a coffee table in a Gilbert trailer gulping blood from a bottle. When the spirit was made out it faded away into the air.
Bigfoot has repeatedly been made out marching through a house in Gilbert.
A semi transparent man outfitted as the skipper of a ship is repeatedly made out wandering through a flat near Gilbert.
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In any event, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you don't want to encounter late in the night.
The spirit of a young-looking gentleman sporting a confederate uniform may regularly be seen smoking a cigar in Lost Dutchman State Park quite near the ranger station.
The phantom of a chained up gentleman has from time to time been distinguished
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discussing into the air in Casa Grande Ruins National Monument right by the ranger station.
The ghost of a youthful woman covered in blood is every so often observed at a public phone in Gilbert talking on the telephone. Some of the people who live in this town assert this spirit is possibly the struggling spirit of a resident who used to live here in Gilbert. Regardless of what folks say, it indisputably is a frightening ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to bump into.
An alien voyager from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been seen on a handful of instances marching through a Gilbert neighborhood burial ground.
A man with a big hole through his upper body can from time to time be witnessed weeping by a deserted road in the neighborhood of Gilbert before dawn. Whichever way, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An ET from another world has repeatedly been observed hanging out in an abandoned home in Gilbert.
A massive fox is regularly noticed standing
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by a wild highway right next door to Gilbert.
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Ghost Sightings From Gilbert
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Ghost Sightings From Gilbert
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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