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These are some lies we made up about Gila Bend.
A very large eland has repeatedly been perceived in the early morning hours looking across Burleson Park.
A sasquatch is often noticed shuffling orbs about underneath a lamppost in Gila Bend.
An extremely large skunk may regularly be noticed floating down Bender Wash before dawn.
An ET from the cosmos may be seen repeatedly rummaging around in a closet in the bedroom of a Gila Bend mobile home around midnight.
A drifting ghost has every now and then been witnessed staring angrily at the onlooker in Red Rock Canyon at the stroke of midnight. A local person claims that this spirit is most likely the stressed spirit of a person who used to have a house here in Gila Bend.
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Ghost Sightings From Gila Bend
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Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
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